Message to New Guppies: "We endorse diversity at Fishnet. We have people of various ethnicities; Indians, African Americans, Hispanics..and even a few Wiccans."
Name: Hannah Redman
Title: Director of Human Resources
Message to New Guppies: "If I ever hear of an HR Violation from ANY you, I will slap you."
Name: Owen Adams
Title: General Counsel (Attorney)
Message to New Guppies: "Yes, I am a black attorney from Harvard like Obama and Deval Patrick. The only difference is, I am smart. and don't sound like a weenie."
Name: Burton Reynolds
Title: Director of Marketing
Message to New Guppies: "Marketing is a mysterious art..just like the Mona Lisa, and I am the artist...Yes, I would say I am totally the Leonardo De Caprio of Marketing."
Message to New Guppies: "I think everyone should have at least six names. Its a lot easier to find them on Facebook that way."
Name: Edward De Garmo
Titile: Accounting Manager
Message to New Guppies: "As they say in the big bad world of Accounting, I am like an old penny! Hard to get rid of!"
Name: Jeff Downer
Title: Network Engineer
Message to New Guppies: "Welcome to Fishnet. If you really want to do something useful as part of your new job as my future replacement, please run me over with your car...please..."
Name: Ryan (no one knows his last name)
Title: Sales Representative
Message to New Guppies: "Being a great salesman is all about grabbing the low hanging fruit..Pffft..I said low hanging fruit!"
Name: Ginger Bunsen
Title: Admin to Maxamillion Sanders
Message to New Guppies: "Being an admin at FishNet is totally and awesomely fun!! I love working under Max!"
Name: Joey Pazialli
Title: Motivational Speaker (and Mobster)
Message to New Guppies: "Don't be listenin' to dem sissy cops. A little violence neva' hurt anyone...It just motivates da workers to try harder.. aye?"
Name: Priya Patel
Title: New Engineer
Message to New Guppies: "Um...I'm happy to be here...!! I think...and I'm really looking forward to working with everyone...I think...OK, I'm a little scared..OK, very scared..Very very scared..."
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